Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Those Weren't the Days

So I'm of the so-called weaker sex, except that as a modern Amurikin girl I play as hard as any man and even my girly "women's work" would have a man's ass draggin' by the end of the day, thus men invent labour-saving devices like sewing machines and E-Z Shift transmissions so I can still be a weak (read: sexxeh!) chic and have enough energy left over after my grueling girly day to still keep myself beautiful! Or something like that. Note well the interchangeable use of terms "girls" and "women" while curiously "men" are never "boys".

Oh, my sides!!!

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