Wednesday, August 29, 2007

John Muir Wilderness Trip Report


(To see all the photos, go here and click on the JMW 2007 album)

So as usual, I dutifully pack the trip journal but end up so busy hiking, cooking, packing, etc. there’s no time to keep it!

This summer’s walkabout was considerably changed and shortened from the original plans, although the epic factor was certainly not. First I went from a me to a we. Then, our we went from a planned loop around Blackrock and Sawtooth Passes in my beloved Mineral King to a 4-day tromp through the John Muir Wilderness since the latter allows dogs, and this was to be a maiden backpacking adventure for one certain skinny black Santa’s Little Helper incarnate who Peter recently rescued.

And oh, how the JMW did not disappoint! It was stunningly beautiful, and pretty much devoid of humans—leading to an over/under gamble the details of which need not be discussed here. We saw one couple (with dog!) on our 2nd morning, and no one else until we were on our way out, about 2 miles from the trailhead (although one guy did report that when he was out at Devil’s Punchbowl 2 weeks prior there were about 16 people camped there…so lucky us!). I usually associate it with the east side, but it actually stretches all the way across to the west, accessible out of Shaver Lake, and future trips are definitely warranted!

Trip prep was complicated by last-minute notice Peter's building was going to be tented for termites, but we finally slipped out of town with food, gear, and Merckx the star trail dog before dawn on Thursday. Watching the sunrise over the hills as we sped over highway and then up into the foothills I felt exhilarated to be finally leaving behind the dailiness of my life for a week. Merckx, who is usually seen off-leash as a black streak of light, the secret of perpetual motion, was considerably slowed down by the weight of his pack filled with his food and two bottles of wine (bubble-wrapped with care in case he took off running and banged them against some granite boulders), to the point of almost behaving like a well-trained dog (note for future outings…)

We set out along the Maxson trailhead toward Rae Lake, a destination 13 miles of mostly climbing away. The day was an alternating series of forest and meadows, some deep sandy patches of trail and some rude little pitches of switchbacks in the last 4 miles or so. Peter was working with a sprained ankle and a heel blister, and I was working with general sub-par fitness, and by the time we saw the waters of Fleming Lake (about 10 minutes shy of Rae) we were only too happy to plunk down the packs for the day. The only member of the expedition who was totally unfazed by rigors of the day was Merckx, who tore (and I do mean tore) about the place like a pack of wild horses for the rest of the afternoon and pretty much all night.

We took advantage of the solitude by stripping down and jumping (ok, Peter dove with a joyous yelp, I waded up to my knees and then soused myself) into the lake, which was not as cold as it might have been but was…bracing…nonetheless. And delicious to have a bathe after a warm, dusty day on the trail.
The next morning started lazily with sleeping in, slow breakfast, a creek-hopping game, then some taking turns reading to each other from Jared Diamond’s The Third Chimpanzee (don’t pretend you don’t think that sounds like fun—you know you do!) and generally planning on spending a gentle day exploring sans packs. Until the aforementioned couple with a lab named Baxter happened through, and told tales of how amazing the lakes Disappointment and the Indians were. Peter and I looked at each other and knew—we were striking camp and heading north.

We clambered up a granite ridge after losing the trail at Rae and discovered that Merckx’s load limit was food and wine, no extra Nalgene bottles. Even without them, the supposedly dumb dog figured out how to dump his pack and frolic free in the meadows until Peter tricked him into coming near enough to tackle. As we made our way across the rest of the meadow, Peter saw a dozen or so rainbow trout stuck in a tiny pool of a dying streamlet. We got out the mesh stuff sack from the cookset and dredged the pool with it, putting the fish we caught in our Nalgenes and then high-tailing it up the headwall to Upper Indian Lake. We were too late though—the fish died anyway, so we went to plan B and cleaned them for dinner.

Upper Indian is a gorgeous spot as well—a large lake nestled in a small basin, the terminus of the trail up against Mosquito Pass. There were no humans there, either, although we did see deer and bear tracks stamped in the sand of the shore. We scrambled up the rocks above the pass with the bottle of pinot to watch the sunset and Merckx play at being a mountain goat. The fresh-caught trout made a delicious opening course, so delicious we didn’t have much leftover room for the dinner we’d made. This time Merckx stayed in the tent with us and kept us awake most of the night from shivering and shifting about.

The next morning we took our coffee sitting on a rock overlooking the lake at sunrise. We struck camp and started off, and like the day before Merckx just stood and howled and cried like we were leaving him to die until Peter took him by the collar and started him moving down the trail. We were planning on staying at Disappointment Lake, a mere 5 mile trek, until we both realized on the final climb that meant a long, long hike on our exit day. So we took a couple of snaps and acknowledged that it was indeed very beautiful and a handy jumping-off spot to explore the whole Red Mountain Basin (a future trip?) and headed south toward Devil’s Punchbowl and the Kings River.

Not far from the Punchbowl the trail crossed a granite slab and dematerialized. We figured we would aim off to the right in the general direction of where the trail was headed in order to pick it up, or at least reach the lake and pick up the trail going south on the other side. However, as we hiked and hiked, climbed over ridges and along drainages with no lake in sight, we realized we’d aimed so far off we completely missed it. It took another hour or so of descending (we knew the river and the river trail would be unmistakable catchment features) to figure out we were in the Fleming Creek canyon, and we decided to keep following it down and hope we didn’t get hung up in an impassable gorge or some such luck.

Which we pretty much didn’t, and we got to walk down a route relatively few humans have, and see vistas that would have been obscured by the very high ridge wall had we taken the proper trail as planned. Even toward the bottom where the creek deepened into a narrow high-walled granite chute with a yawning gradient, we skirted around the side and finally popped out on the bank of the Kings River. And still no sightings of people!

We found a perfect campsite in view of the slow gentle flow between shallow sun-warmed pools and wide expanses of weathered river rock granite. Bathing and sun-drying as the river chirped and gurgled past us, Merckx hopped up to join us for a brief nap, worn out at last. We saved our best dinner (tamale pie!) for last, and when it was finally ready Merckx joined us to cross the river and scramble up above it to say goodbye to the sun and hello to the moon as we ate it. We built a small fire in our tiny ring and sat mesmerized by the dancing flames and breathing embers as Mercxk dug himself a hole in the sand and hunkered in for the night, not to be moved until morning.

The first light revealed more of the clouds that had begun to steal in the day before, and we knew that rain was supposed to be coming that day. This was the most unforgettable coffee day yet, sitting on a large block of granite smack in the middle of a river whose surface was as still and clear as glass, perfectly reflecting the sky and spears of treetops above it. It was hard to leave such a quiet, beautiful place, but pack up we did, climbing out of the river canyon to follow a tributary up to Post Corral Meadow and back out the way we came. Peter stepped up that section to double-time, and just when I had to stop and cram a few handfuls of gorp I realized we were at the top of the last climb. As we started down, we saw a man with a dog named Magic who told us he was here 2 weeks ago and saw all those people at Devil’s, and that he had been hiking these mountains since he was 16 and was 62 now. We wished him well and passed his wife coming up the trail behind, and sped on toward the trailhead. Peter came within 2 humans of losing his over/under gambit in the last 2 miles, but squeaked it out. The trail mix bag in which Peter had placed the key had in fact been gnawed by some rodent or other (as had his pack the night before) but other than that we made a quick getaway.

Merckx passed out in his food bowl and slept, kicking the back of Peter’s seat all the way home. We stopped in Paso for some food and could practically taste the hot showers we were going to take as soon as we got to SLO. Remember the termite tenting? Why on earth did I mention that? To set this moment up: Peter discovers after standing in a cool shower that never got hot that not only was the water heater pilot out, the gas was never turned back on by the Gas Company after the tenting. And it was Sunday. And they don’t send techs out for such things on Sunday. Etc. Etc.

But we figured out a contingency, and finally curled up clean, fed, and happy together in a warm, comfortable bed, a blissful end to an awesome adventure.

Monday, August 13, 2007

I Will Heretofore Be Known As

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Duchess Laura the Indefatigable of Dicken St Charles
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title


What else would I do on slow clinic days when my beloved is too busy to chat?

Saturday, August 11, 2007

True Porn Clerk Stories

True Porn Clerk Stories: For consideration when you think your job is driving you bonkers. And also for a highly amusing and educational read.

Finally! A Breath of Hot Air in the Blogosphere!

From Chris Clarke over at Creek Running North, a way to settle blog kerfluffles expediently by using only logic and not messy emotions which make no sense: it's the BlogWarBot!! It's hilarious until you realize it reads just like a "discussion" with Billo. Then you just have to shake your head and back away, 'cuz like an episode of the Factor, this one's not going anywhere enlightening.

My transcript below (although Jack Goff's is way funnier here):
BlogWarBot: I'm BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: That depends on what "radical feminist" means to you.
BlogWarBot: What business is it of yours?
Guest: Exactly.
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what's your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: Wev.
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what's your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: Whatever.
BlogWarBot: You're asking a lot of questions for someone who's supposed to know it all.
Guest: I'm not asking any questions at all.
BlogWarBot: Do you think I care about your not being asking any questions at all?
Guest: Why should you? I don't.
BlogWarBot: I'm sure you've oppressed a woman intoing for you.
Guest: Probably. You haven't?
BlogWarBot: In your dreams, jerk.
Guest: Ah.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: Since I can hardly type coherently for laughing, I think we're done here.
BlogWarBot: You think? I haven't seen any evidence of that.
Guest: I love you BlogWarBot!
BlogWarBot: Look. We'll fix all that once we take back the Office of Management and Budget.
Guest: Never in my life have I felt so full of love!
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Yes. Are you?
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that matter? We have to enact campaign finance reform!
Guest: Touché.
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.

And seriously, after you've enjoyed the BlogWarBot you should sift through and read some of Chris' other stuff there and over at Pandagon--you'll know why he's one of my favorite bloggers evah!

Thursday, August 09, 2007

File Neatly Under "Plus Ça Change, Plus C'est La Meme Chose"

I know I say this every time, but this is unbelievable. Let's just reprise that Victorian Cult of True Womanhood bullshit of our foremothers* and go back to poisoning ourselves with arsenic to look like sickly invalids and be done with it. Women who look sick, weak, starved, broken etc. are super sexxeh hawt!!!

Meh. I'm off to make myself a cheese sammich.


*if our foremothers were, of course, upper/middleclass and white, and therefore eligible to be "true" women. Working class and/or WOC were conveniently made of hardier stuff and so could be put upon without a second thought to slave in fields, factories and kitchens everywhere.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Stunning

First, this gem
juxtaposed against the head-exploding irony of Katrina survivors losing their insurance suit appeal on the same day:

"We in the federal government must respond, and respond robustly, to help the people there not only recover, but to make sure that lifeline of activity — that bridge — gets rebuilt as quickly as possible," Bush said in the Rose Garden following a Cabinet meeting.


Next, by Steve Flynn over at Popular Mechanics, a much more interesting and important framing of the bridge collapse as an inherently political policy issue.

And finally, some good news for a change! The US Senate has voted 68-31 to pass the Children's Health Bill. Yeah, the one Shrub has repeatedly threatened to veto on the grounds that making publicly funded healthcare available to children in need would "encourage" families to swap out their private personal policies in order to suck off the gub'ment teat. Or wev.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Formula Blogging

Yue Ju Wan

is 9 Levels of Awesome!!!
I feel just all kinds of happy now that I can breathe again. Today is a day when I love, love, love traditional Chinese medicine.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Magnificence For a Monday

and boy could I use some after the morning I've had, between the Admin's torpedo job of my whole economic plan for next year by scheduling one of my required classes for Monday mornings when I had planned to be teaching (yeah, I know it's nothing personal, but still--since teachers are by and large hired in the fall and not in, say, January) and having a particularly emotionally difficult case this morning. They say as providers who genuinely care about their patients it can be hard to find the most effective place between giving compassion and maintaining professional distance, not to mention how you deal with your own feelings of fear and helplessness when you get someone whose prognosis is poor. More on that later, maybe--I need to process it a bit more.

But a friend sent me this this morning, because she knows how much I love the incomparable Celia Cruz. I say it couldn't have come at a better time, so please enjoy it with me!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Dave Chappelle Wants Tony Snow's Job

It's true--go look!

All I can say is I would never miss another press conference again...

Thursday, July 19, 2007

The iPhone Is a Piece of Shit and So Is Your Face

Maddox reviews the iPhone. I got this from Shakes, who got it from Chris, it's really quite funny.

But be warned--as Shakes notes, don't click through if you are easily offended, 'cuz you probably will be.

Going to 11 on the Stupid Dial

Checking the Yahoo mail I couldn't resist clicking on this trenchant (and by trenchant I mean completely banal, in an intelligence insulting kind of way) bit of dating "advice" from Evan Marc Katz who himself is (gasp!) still single. But whatever. He's a dood living in Dood Nationz so he knows best. Then I found that both Amanda (and do note the irony of poetic proportions that is Google Ads) and Jeff have already done both exemplary and snarktastic jobs of excoriating this piece of puffy cobaggery, so I don't have much to add, except to feel that if I were a man I would be totally insulted by this. Are any men who may be reading this insulted? Just curious. As a woman I'm just rolling my eyes because plenty of boyfriends have told me my most salient points (e.g. not wearing makeup, not acting like a doormat) are supposedly what turns teh menz right off.

I had been going to pick #9 as my favorite (" Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.") since the condescension is just-mwah! magnifique!!, but then I got to #11:

Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway.


Um...yeah. Thanks, Evs--I feel so much better! All along I just needed to lower my standards--because everyone knows that being single and happy on one's own terms is worlds worse than being in a relationship with a total douchehound who insults one's dignity. I'm going to go and get me one of those Nice Guys® right now!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Satire, It Writes Itself

Check this out and then tell me men can't be feminists. Sweet milk chocolate Jeebus.

New Blog on Fat and Medicine!!

Kate Harding who blogs at Shakesville and Shapely Prose is starting a new blog in the wake of all the stories she has been getting from readers about being fat and trying to get healthcare. As a future care provider and someone who definitely does NOT agree with all the hatred and misinformation about the so-called obesity crisis, I'm pretty excited about this. Of course links will be posted when it is up and running. In the meantime, do click on the link to Shapely Prose above and read some Thorn's posts as well as their comment threads, but be warned you may want to cry, smash things, or both.

No Vacuum Here

Here is the link to Jack's post on street harassment over at Feministe I had mentioned earlier. It's a fantastic post so be sure to read the whole thing, then follow the links to the Brian Lehrer show and catch that as well.

Pay special attention to the exchange between host Lehrer and a caller named Shane who displays just stunning levels of sexist assholery and is the perfect foil for deconstructing the power trip inherent in harassment. That such men do not really think they will attract a woman, but rather it is about putting her in her place, as a sexualized object that is gazed upon and evaluated, whose default response to such objectification should be gratitude that someone with a penis finds her fuckable, as well as an awesome discussion of the agency of women themselves who may or may not want to "dress sexy" or attract attention for various reasons.

There is also an interesting discussion about the "heterosexual framing" of harassment and how being queer may or may not figure into it which throws the genderedness of the whole thing into even bolder relief. Just go read--you'll be glad you did.

Rufus Wainwright - Going to a town

A quick bit of Democracy Now! on the way to school inspired me to post this, besides thinking that Rufus Wainwright is wildly talented as a musician and songwriter. I feel tired of America too.

I Dream of a World, Follow-up

I started this over in a comment thread of someone else's post, and it grew and grew so I decided to post here. Last night I was just too freaked and angry to write much more than I did.

So last night I was a good kid and did my dishes and cleaned up the kitchen after dinner. Then I felt kind of restless and crappy, so I went out for a walk up to the Elvis shrine and back. They are decked out in summer fun islander garb, which is appropriate. I think my favorite is the bunny ears for Easter though. Or maybe Christmas Santa hats:


I met the most awesome Siamese kitty, which made me happy too.

And then I was almost home, walking by Grant Elementary and I heard a car pull up and drive slowly behind me. So I turned around, car kept driving, I kept walking. Sure enough this underwear shit-streak leans toward the passenger side and makes a disgusting comment about my legs and the implied quality of my vagina, and how was I doing tonight, baby? and why didn't I not walk myself on over to him and not be rude 'cuz he just thought I was sexy was all...

So I kept walking and looking straight ahead like he wasn't even there, even though I had already started scanning for an escape route without even thinking about it like I always do, even though my blood was pounding in my ears and my hear was hammering in my chest, even as I was wondering if THIS would be the time I was physically and not just verbally as usual reminded that my body was ultimately not my own. But apparently my unwillingness to play along exhausted his patience and he mumbled something and sped off, but then stopped at the next block and waited. And then drove slowly on a bit, and then stopped and waited. I slowed down too, waiting to see what he would do. He finally turned down 26th and sped off, so as I got to 25th I turned and started heading south.

And he came up behind me AGAIN, slowed down and lurked, but then took off again without saying anything. At this point I just ran home as fast as I could, figuring I would make sure no one was watching before I darted into the Maze to lock myself up in my apartment. Which no one was, so I did. But it freaked my the fuck out, even though it's not the first time something like that has happened to me and I know it won't be the last. Even though I've found myself in even scarier encounters. Even though I know I will still go out and live my life. And it pissed me off too, because if I were to relate this anecdote, even if people were polite enough not to come right out and ask me what I was wearing, why was I out taking a walk alone in my bourgeois neighborhood after dark etc. but they sure would be thinking it. Which is a very human thing to do, on the one hand--if we know that people are to blame for their own misfortunes, then we can avoid similar fates and thus maintain the illusion of control. On the other hand, it's absolutely infuriating, because I was not the one in the wrong, he was. Where is the outrage that some people feel totally free to be violent misogynist assholes instead of the resignation that boys will be boys or wev and there's nothing to be done, why bother.

I don't know how to get across what it feels like that it is so normative to have this awareness everywhere you go, with everyone you are with that it hardly even registers half the time. Or how it feels to know that your choices of where you can go (in the larger sense of life as well as where you feel like spending your evening) and when, and with whom are limited because of that, and how inherently fucked up that is. Or what it feels like to be grabbed by the ass or the breasts or the hair, to be masturbated to on the bus, to be threatened with rape, torture, and death for daring to speak to power instead of shutting up and putting out bitch like what you were put on this earth to do, and then to be told you are a feminazi, making a big deal out of nothing, that you are being too sensitive and just need to develop a thicker skin and be tough like teh menz instead of whining like a little pussy girl, you shouldn't have worn that skirt/heels/modest kindergarten teacher attire, what were you thinking going out without a man to protect you 'cuz everyone knows that a woman without a man is fair game for poaching and I mean that in every sense of the phrase.

Breathe. Blink. Swallow.

I know things could have been much, much worse and there but for the grace of God go I, but I'm so tired of this shit I could scream and cry buckets. Except sometimes I'm afraid if I ever started I may never stop.

Monday, July 16, 2007

I Dream of a World...

in which I can go out minding my own business and not be accosted by kerb-crawling mouth-breathing fuckwits who think their attention is flattering rather than terrifying.

Reading For Monday

This will be a working post, since I keep getting interrupted by patients who need their needles pulled and their ginormous and complicated Rx's refilled, so keep checking back. But so far...

Neddie: Perhaps The Most Juvenile Thing I've Ever Posted (and just when I'm realizing there may be some frequent road travel in my future...and the comments thread is NOT to be missed!)

Zuzu: John Travolta: The Best Part of Playing a Woman is the Groping on the upcoming and sure to be obscene travesty that is the Hairspray remake

Will Ferrell as Shrub on global warming (can't decide whether to laugh or cry? why not do both...)

The Onion: Edwards to End All Bad Things by 2011

Taking Steps: phone booths, iii: snakes and ladders. (an older post I've been meaning to put up for weeks now...sigh.)

Red Thread: Feminist Parenting Palooza

Monday, July 09, 2007

One of My Greatest Fantasies Ever



What? Tell me you don't want your own posse of Ninja Kittenz!

One Kitty World, One Kitty Love


No really, it's true! Check it out:

They are all from the Near East wildcat clave and they are the amongst the most successful carnivores evah!

No wonder I call them kin. Just when I thought they could be no more fascinating creatures! Sometimes it's cool to be wrong.